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You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:

- Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
- Thinks socialism means partying.
- Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."
- Sells the car for gas money.
- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
- Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?They think their picture is being taken.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?They can not find the eleven on the phone

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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Once Santa Singh entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when Santa Singh cried out"Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now."Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".Santa singh replied " Five stars."

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How will a sardarji climb a tree?He will stand on a corn and wait for it to grow.

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Banta -Santa lets go to the sun .

Santa -It will be hot.

Banta -So what we will go at night.
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Q)How do you keep Santa and Banta Busy?

Ans)Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corners.

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Once a man saw Santa digging a hole and Banta filling it.He got confused and went to ask them.Man:Why are you doing so? Santa :We are 3 people Santa,Banta & Tanta.My work is to dig the hole, Tanta's work is to plant a seed and Banta's work is to fill the hole.Today Tanta has taken a leave so why should we stop our work.

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ONCE SANTA WENT TO DELHI.WHEN HE CAME BACK,HE SAW BANTA'S LEFT HAND WAS CUT.SANTA ASKED,"WHAT HAS HAPPENED,TELL ME?"BANTA SAID,"WHEN I WAS WORKING,MY HAND GOT INTO THE MACHINE."SANTA SAID,"ITS GOOD THAT YOUR LEFT HAND GOT INTO THE MACHINE,SO YOU CAN DO WORK.BANTA SAID,"ACTUALLY MY RIGHT HAND GOT INTO THE MACHINE BUT AT LAST MOMENT I TOOK OUT IT,AND I PUT MY LEFT HAND INSIDE."

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Santa- "My grandfather is so forgetful that he puts his walking stick on the bed and stands in the corner of his room."

Banta- "That is nothing. my grandfather is so forgetful that he spits pan on his bed and jumps out of the window!
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Once, Banta Singh went for an interview.

Questioner:Give me the opposites.

Banta Singh:OK

Questioner:Made in India

Banta Singh:Destroyed in Pakistan

Questioner:Good, you are selected.

Banta Singh:Bad, I am not selected.

Questioner:Don't speak too much or I will cut your points

Banta Singh:Speak less or you will cut my points

Questioner:You are dismissed

Banta Singh:I am selected!!

Questioner:!!!!

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Santa and Banta Got really fed of the parliament so they decided to blow it up. So, when they where going by the car Santa said "Banta! what happens if the bomb blows up in the car?" Banta:"Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the backseat."
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Four sardarjis were pushing a car,but it was not even moving.why????because two were pushing from the back and two were pushing from the front

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